Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

12.23.2011

Ho, Ho, Ho


haha you have to listen to this.

11.28.2011

A Few Christmas Ideas....


26 lb Gummy Bear


Shark Sleeping Bag
Bacon Wallet




Car Eyelashes 


Beer Pouch Hoodie

10.05.2011

My Newest Addictions On TV....


I have watched X factor UK online for the past 3 seasons and now finally it has come to the States (of course not to Canada because we dont get anything), but anywho I LOOVE this show and want to be on it soo bad. Canada get your shit together and follow suit!!
:)


This show is hilarious. Zoey Deschannel is incredible and so funny. This is definitely a show that will be having multiple seasons.  


4.28.2011

Dear Blank, Please Blank....

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles

Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles

Dear God,
Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson.
Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Ke$ha,
Please stop with the 'talentless whore' act. That was like, my trademark first.
Sincerely, Miley Cyrus

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.

Dear Condom,
Cover me, I'm going in.
Sincerely, Penis

12.07.2010

boyfriend.....


None of you that read this blog will find this interesting,but i just can't get enough of him.
Sidn the kid is slowly being pushed out of the picture.