4.28.2011

Dear Blank, Please Blank....

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles

Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles

Dear God,
Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson.
Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Ke$ha,
Please stop with the 'talentless whore' act. That was like, my trademark first.
Sincerely, Miley Cyrus

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.

Dear Condom,
Cover me, I'm going in.
Sincerely, Penis

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