Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders
Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
Dear God,
Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Ke$ha,
Please stop with the 'talentless whore' act. That was like, my trademark first.
Sincerely, Miley Cyrus
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
Dear Condom,
Cover me, I'm going in.
Sincerely, Penis
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